Hot sand, cold drinks
Christmas, on the beach
Let’s get away
To some place warm
Let’s find a drink
Let’s find a shore
Christmas is here
Hold a beer in each hand
The sun on your face and
Your toes in the sand
You can trim my tree
String up some lights
Jack Frost will nip
At your back door tonight
Hot sand, cold drinks
Christmas, on the beach
I got a bottle of Patron and a pocket of pills
When you bring out the mistletoe
It give me the chills
Feliz Navidad
It’s time to rejoice
Egg nog margaritas
Were a terrible choice
Hot sand, cold drinks
Christmas, on the beach
I got a bottle of Patron and a pocket of pills
You got the mistletoe and
you’ve got the skills
Cornish hen and champagne on the beach tonight
Cloven hooves across your shingles
I am stroking your stockings in the dark
Your milk and cookies laid out just for me
And my chestnuts are roasting on your fire
My egg nog is warm and ripe
You can feel it coat your insides
You’re the present I want under my tree
I’ll be good to you if your naughty for me
It won’t be a silent night after all
I’m in town for just one night
You’ve been on my list
I’ve checked it twice
Before I board my sleigh and dash away
I want you to grab my sleigh bells tight
I’ll be coming down your chimney tonight
My sack is full with gifts inside
I’ll be seeing you this time next year
But now it’s time that I disappear
Merry Christmas and good night
Merry Christmas and to all
a very good night
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Extracted from the test pressing of Taco Jon's Christmas 7 inch. Limited red vinyl run of 500 copies canceled due to lack of appetizing funds.
